coz eetsa pawtay.

yesterday i was trying to learn how to queef on command and i peed myself.

i talked to someone on the phone for around an hour and i told them stuff that i don't normally tell anyone because i'm afraid of opinions and criticism and they actually listened and understood me.

my dad spit on my face because someone called me on i was outside smoking and he wouldn't let me on the phone until i put the cigarette out and threw it in the yard. so once i did that he gave the phone to me and i ran down searching the snake grass for the cigarette and he was on the upper deck spitting and it when all in my hair and my face.

three of my friends came down and we sang songs on the neighborhood kids echo microphone.

i'm almost beating sims urbz and i've been playing it since i was in 6th grade. i never beat any video game, ever.

i can't wear underwear for a couple days because i have a sore in the middle of my ass cheeks and it hurts really bad.

i'm finally ungrounded tomorrow!